Fucking Weird

So I'm shaving my legs this morning, and let's just say, I'm shocked and appalled at how hairy my legs are. Unusually hairy, even for me. And the hair is thick. And dark. Matted. Wooly. And then suddenly, I realize something else: I shaved my legs last night. 

How the fuck is it possible that all that hair grew back? 

So I'm freaked out, which is why I started this blog. What do you think my problem is? Am I doing something to cause this? Is it a glandular thing? Or

Am I a werewolf? 

I know, so lame, right? But seriously, if you have any shaving tips, let me know. I can't spend two hours a day shaving my legs, and I can't afford this much shaving cream. And trust me, I've tried wearing tights after not shaving for a day or so, and the hair comes right through. I can only wear sweatpants so many days in a row.